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1996 Vintage: Deep Blue vs. Garry Kasparov

 Why was this a dark omen? Because a computer finally beat a world chess champion. It was the moment we realized our calculators were just biding their time.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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