Why was the General the most popular non-candidate? Because in 1995, Americans preferred a guy who promised NOT to run over the guys who promised they could fix the economy.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophones & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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