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2023 Classic: Cocaine Bear

 Why did nobody want to go for a hike? Because after that movie, every squirrel in the woods looked like it was about to go on a high-speed rampage.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member08/13/2003 10:58Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/28/2013 17:18I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Incredibles_Dash11/29/2006 11:10That was super fast and super funny!
@Myspace_First_Friend02/08/2013 11:02I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@USB_Pioneer12/08/2011 21:17Plug and Play laughter!
@Pirate_Bay_9907/29/1997 14:50Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Transformers_OP08/12/2005 03:36Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Distracted_Boy07/10/1997 15:37Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Marquee_Text_Fan06/26/1996 04:16<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@No_Way_Jose02/09/2003 20:00No way! That’s too much!

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