2004 Classic: Catwoman (Halle Berry)

Why were the gifts under the tree better than the movies? Because literally anything—even a pair of socks—was better than the Catwoman movie.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »

Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »

Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »

In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »

Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »

In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan01/28/2006 19:53Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle04/22/2009 18:56What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Macarena_Dancer09/29/2003 11:27Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Forrest_Gump_Running10/10/2012 08:57Laughing is as laughing does.

@Jordan_Fan_2307/31/2000 07:54Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Wrestling_Nut10/25/2004 18:03Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Flashdance_What02/22/2000 23:07What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Philosoraptor_X04/20/1998 11:43If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?