We spend millions on commercials just to teach people how to avoid paying for a long-distance phone call. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The 1-800-COLLECT

 Spending four hours choosing between “Clouds” and “Flying Windows” instead of actually doing my taxes. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life &… Read More »1995 Archive: The Desktop Wallpaper

 I don’t know if we’re getting more stylish or if we’re all just preparing to hide a family of four inside our denim pant legs.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Baggy Jean Mystery

 We’ve collectively decided that the fastest way to the hospital is strapping wheels to our feet and wearing neon knee pads. Part of the 60… Read More »1995 Classic: The Rollerblade Boom

 Squinting under a streetlamp just to see if Mario cleared the level because “backlit screens” are still a dream of the future. Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Game Boy Light

 Because regular hair color was too permanent, and we all wanted blue streaks for exactly one Friday night. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Hair Mascara

 My house is currently 30% oxygen and 70% free AOL trial floppy disks that I use as high-tech coasters. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1995 Legacy: The AOL Trial

 That “You’ve Got Mail!” voice is the only thing in my life that sounds genuinely happy to see me. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1995 Vintage: The “Check Mail” Excitement

 It still feels like sorcery when the cashier swipes a box of cereal and the price magically appears on the red LED. Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner

 Suddenly we all need to carry 24 ounces of liquid while driving, as if we’re crossing the Sahara instead of commuting to the office. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: The Travel Mug