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1995 Vintage: The Hair Mascara

 Because regular hair color was too permanent, and we all wanted blue streaks for exactly one Friday night.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic01/12/1997 14:13This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Scream_Ghostface07/29/2000 04:18Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@CSS_Master_9907/25/1995 01:22Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Firewall_Wizard03/31/1996 06:59Letting this joke through the port.
@Rugrats_Tommy12/24/1999 01:34A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Best_Viewed_IE410/19/2001 17:15Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Runescape_Noob01/11/1999 18:59Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Mobile_Web_0108/04/2011 04:08Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
@Filter_Fanatic12/08/2006 00:55This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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