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1995 Archive: The Travel Mug

 Suddenly we all need to carry 24 ounces of liquid while driving, as if we’re crossing the Sahara instead of commuting to the office.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Java_Applet_User10/28/2001 06:56This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant05/09/1998 00:28They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@DotCom_Survivor07/02/2000 21:17I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Jordan_Fan_2306/07/2008 00:50Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Rugrats_Tommy04/13/2000 13:55A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Flashdance_What11/06/2010 04:58What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Grinds_My_Gears11/09/2007 03:43You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut07/18/2001 14:41My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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