Spending four hours choosing between “Clouds” and “Flying Windows” instead of actually doing my taxes.
Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition archive. Historically Verified
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At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
... (Laughter in silence).
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!