Why Billy Bob Thornton? For proving that if you grow a weird haircut and talk like a lawnmower, the Academy will treat you like royalty.… Read More »1996 Classic: The Sling Blade Voice

Why were teenage actors terrified of their phones? Because Neve Campbell taught us that if a stranger asks you about scary movies, you don’t answer—you… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Scream Meta-Crisis

Why Adam Sandler? For teaching a generation that golf is only interesting if someone gets punched in the face by Bob Barker. Part of the… Read More »1996 Archive: The Happy Gilmore Swing

Why was Leonardo DiCaprio the king of the world (before the boat)? Because Baz Luhrmann realized that if you put enough neon lights and Hawaiian… Read More »1996 Classic: The Romeo + Juliet Glitter

Why Sean Connery’s voice? For being the first time we realized a digital dragon could sound like a grumpy Scottish grandfather. Part of the 38… Read More »1996 Classic: The Dragonheart CGI

Why did Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage team up? To prove that the only thing more explosive than a chemical weapon was Al Pacino’s acting… Read More »1996 Classic: The Rock’s Intensity

Why the heavy cast? For a movie so depressing it made Se7en look like a Saturday morning cartoon. Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Sleepers Grimness

Why did Val Kilmer look so confused? Because he realized that playing Batman meant wearing a rubber suit with nipples while Jim Carrey chewed more… Read More »1995 Archive: The Batman Forever Neon

Why Emma Thompson? For proving that you can write a masterpiece, act in it, and still find time to make everyone else look uneducated. Part… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Sense and Sensibility “Prestige”

Why did every script in 1995 sound the same? Because every writer in town thought that “cool dialogue” meant two hitmen talking about a cheeseburger… Read More »1995 Archive: The Pulp Fiction Aftermath