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1996 Classic: The Rock’s Intensity

Why did Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage team up? To prove that the only thing more explosive than a chemical weapon was Al Pacino’s acting style being channeled through a guy named Stanley Goodspeed.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Dumb_And_Dumber11/04/1996 08:51So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/04/2010 01:20I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Macarena_Dancer02/14/1999 14:15Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@HTML_Hacker09/27/1995 19:47<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Napster_Search08/02/2000 15:33Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Badger_Badger_M02/22/2006 17:01Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Slashdot_Effect05/01/2005 23:32We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Club_Penguin_Kid10/20/1995 21:59Waddle on over and read this!
@Boxxy_Queen03/21/2004 22:09I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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