Why the heavy cast? For a movie so depressing it made Se7en look like a Saturday morning cartoon.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
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2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
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2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.