Why the delay? For a remake that spent two years trying to figure out if the dwarfs should be digital, magical, or just very confused… Read More »2025 Archive: The Snow White CGI

Why the sharks? For a movie that proved Paul Mescal can look great in a tunic while fighting a digital rhinoceros. Part of the 34… Read More »2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)

Why the upgrade? For a sequel that suggested that a killer AI doll is even more dangerous when she has a TikTok account and a… Read More »2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0

Why was David Corenswet so bright? Because James Gunn decided that after ten years of Superman moping in the rain, we finally needed a hero… Read More »2025 Classic: The Superman Rebirth

Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room of hitmen in a tutu, as long as Keanu Reeves gives… Read More »2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)

Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson proved that even after three years, he still hasn’t found a light switch or… Read More »2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner

Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel 2,000 years (and 21 film years) in the making is the ultimate test of… Read More »2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ

Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to make us care about the First Family again was to pretend the last… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future

Why the heist? For proving that being “good” is only fun until you see a very shiny diamond that needs stealing. Part of the 34… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2

Why Bill Skarsgård? For a remake that proved that even after 100 years, a bald guy in a cloak is still the most efficient way… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow