Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved that if you have Jack Black and enough pixels, you can turn a… Read More »2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off

Why Bryan Cranston? For a movie that asked: “What if Walter White was even more upset and had a literal axe to grind?” Part of… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge

Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit into a cockpit and drive at 200 mph, as long as the… Read More »2025 Classic: The F1 Speed

Why the reboot? For proving that Universal is still trying to make “Dark Universe” happen, one monster at a time. Part of the 34 Hollywood… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Wolfman Howl

Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is still the best person to wake up during an apocalypse, even if he’s… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback

Why Ethan Hawke’s mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if you’re dead, you can still provide a very helpful long-distance service for kidnapped… Read More »2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2

Why the reptiles? Because Disney realized that talking animals are the only reliable way to pay for their new theme park expansions. Part of the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Zootopia 2 Logic

Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer invites you to a game, you should just say “No” and go to… Read More »2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap

Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how many times the dinosaurs eat the tourists, someone will always find a reason to go… Read More »2025 Classic: The Jurassic World

The Further: Why the title? For a franchise that has spent so much time in “The Further” that they should probably just start paying rent… Read More »2025 Archive: The Insidious