Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was “Defying Gravity” (and common sense) by getting ready for the Elphaba vs. Glinda showdown. Part of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)

Why was the nephew “nepotism-ing” his way into the best seat? Because he claimed he had the “talent” to sit at the adults’ table even… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “North West at the Lion King” Drama

Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because “Pesto” was the big, fluffy penguin of the year, and Grandpa was also big,… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Pesto” King Penguin

Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon about a house sale broke their hearts more than the actual real estate market. Part… Read More »2024 Classic: The Bluey “The Sign” Episode

Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because everything this year was “Brat,” and if the stuffing didn’t have a messy,… Read More »2024 Vintage: Brat Summer

Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that “having only what you need” was a flex, and we were “low-key” about our… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Underconsumption Core” Trend

Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn’t just being polite—she was being “very demure, very mindful,” and making sure the gravy… Read More »2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful

Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hours analyzing “Not Like Us,” and Dad was terrified that if he overcooked the… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef

Why was Dad’s phone writing the “Thank You” notes? Because he got the iPhone 16 and let the AI handle the emotions, resulting in a… Read More »2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence

Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling the turkey “Skibidi” and talking about “Ohio Rizz,” and for the first time in… Read More »2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet