Why were they the “Team of the 90s”? Because they finally won a World Series after losing so many that their fans were starting to… Read More »1995 Archive: The Atlanta Braves

 Why did Eric Cantona start taking martial arts classes? He didn’t, he just decided that a “fan interaction” in London required a flying side-kick and… Read More »1995 Classic: The Cantona Kick

 Why was the Tour de France so predictable? Because Induráin won his 5th in a row and the other cyclists thought about just taking the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Miguel Induráin

 Why were his shoes gold? Because he was so fast he wanted the defenders to have something shiny to look at while he disappeared. Part… Read More »1995 Classic: The Michael Johnson

 Why was the heavyweight division so quiet? Because Iron Mike was out of prison, and everyone was suddenly very interested in “retiring for health reasons.”… Read More »1995 Classic: The Mike Tyson Release

 Why was he wearing two different uniforms? Because he was the only man who could hit a home run and score a touchdown in the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Deion Sanders “Prime Time”

 Why was the net broken? Because “Batigol” was hitting the ball with the force of a 1995 sledgehammer. Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Gabriel Batistuta

 Why was Michael Jordan practicing with a rabbit? Because in 1995, we realized that the only way to save Earth from aliens was a 3-point… Read More »1995 Classic: The Space Jam Tease

 Why was he still in the ring? Because in 1995, “retirement” for a boxer was just a 15-minute nap between pay-per-views. Part of the 45… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Sugar Ray Leonard

 Why was the gymnast so flexible? Because in 1995, the “Magnificent Seven” were preparing to dominate the world with more hairspray than gravity. Part of… Read More »1995 Classic: The Valeri Liukin