Why were his shoes gold? Because he was so fast he wanted the defenders to have something shiny to look at while he disappeared.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
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