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1995 Classic: The Michael Johnson

 Why were his shoes gold? Because he was so fast he wanted the defenders to have something shiny to look at while he disappeared.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X10/07/2007 02:55Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Tamagotchi_Dad05/25/2007 13:38Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Zip_Drive_Owner02/29/2004 03:58Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Antivirus_Pro09/08/2004 22:53No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Neo_The_One11/24/2009 04:27I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Fight_Club_Member08/11/1997 00:08I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@About_Dot_Com10/26/2008 14:57The human guide to online humor.

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