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1995 Classic: The Mike Tyson Release

 Why was the heavyweight division so quiet? Because Iron Mike was out of prison, and everyone was suddenly very interested in “retiring for health reasons.”

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines12/27/2001 06:02Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Scanner_Darkly04/13/2003 09:09I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Sion_Partier10/08/2012 04:18The last city on Earth loves this one!
@CatDog_Alone09/03/2014 06:42One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Sixteen_Candles12/02/2012 05:15I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Doge_Much_Funny06/28/1997 19:18Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Net_Neutrality02/27/2005 07:27Equality for all jokes!

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