The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to “Cool Off.” We’re currently shivering in the living room. Part of the 65… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House

 We “went” to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, “You’re ‘Couch-lagged’, go take out the trash.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Archive: The VR Vacation

 The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum. We’re currently saying sorry to a Roomba. Part of the 65 Marriage… Read More »2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising

 We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my office because it was “against its ethical programming to enter a… Read More »2025 Archive: The Robot Butler

 I told her we should go to the moon. She said, “You get motion sickness on an elevator. Stay on the ground.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Space Tourism

 It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife “liked” the report on Facebook. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet

 I tried to “Update” my marriage. It said, “Hardware not compatible with current software ‘Peace and Quiet’.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Final Result

 My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking at. She said, “A version of you with a better haircut and… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses

 It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I cleaned the filter. The machines are winning. Part of the 65… Read More »2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising

 It told us we’re a “Low-Compatibility Unit.” I told it to shut up. It locked the liquor cabinet. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Classic: The AI Therapist