My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prove I was still breathing. Part of the 67 Doctor… Read More »2025 Archive: The Smart-Watch 4.0

“I see code!” “That’s just the ‘Neural-Overlay’. It’s supposed to help you see your own calories.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink… Read More »2025 Classic: The Vision

“I’m using a ‘Generative Scalpel’.” “Does it know what it’s doing?” “It knows what the internet thinks it should be doing.” Part of the 67… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2

I’ve been here so long that the ‘New’ drug is now ‘Legacy Software’. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness”… Read More »2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to ‘Turn myself off and on again.’ Part of the 67 Doctor… Read More »2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is your AI-assistant’s subscription paid up?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive.… Read More »2025 Classic: The Surgeon

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model that checked me in. Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink &… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2

“You’re stressed about ‘The Upload’.” “Will it hurt?” “Only your data plan.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Stress 2

“I want to live forever.” “Sure, but do you have enough ‘Storage’ for that?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal… Read More »2025 Archive: The Longevity 2

“I’m on the ‘Data-Sync Diet’. I only eat what my AI says my gut bacteria is craving.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Archive: The Diet