How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Flashlight

 How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There is Wite-Out on the monitor to fix the typos. Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Wite-Out Screen

 The waiter asks if she wants her pizza cut into 6 or 12 slices. “Six,” she says. “I could never eat twelve!” Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The Pizza

 Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Classic: The Medicine Cabinet

 Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Pills

 Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her car? In case she locked her keys inside (she used it to try and fish… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Car Key

 Why did the blonde keep the computer box? She heard it had a “desktop” inside. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Box

 Why did the blonde stop at the “Stop” sign? She was waiting for it to say “Go.” Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Road Sign

 Why was the blonde staring at the map of the world? She was trying to find where “The Net” was located. Part of the 61… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Internet

 Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours? Because it said “concentrate.” Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The Frozen Can