Why did the blonde put a stamp on her forehead? She wanted to send herself a “message.” Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Stamp

 How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Give her a piece of paper with “Please turn over” written on both sides. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Paper Loop

 Why was the blonde stuck on the escalator for two hours? Because the power went out. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Escalator

 Two blondes are walking. One says, “Look, a dead bird!” The other looks up at the sky and asks, “Where?” Part of the 61 Classic… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Bird Sighting

 Why is there Wite-Out all over the blonde’s computer screen? She was trying to fix her “Windows” errors. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1995 Classic: The Wite-Out

 The waiter asks the blonde if she wants her pizza cut into 6 or 12 slices. She says, “Six, please. I could never eat twelve!”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Pizza Slice

 Why did the blonde put her fish in the freezer? She wanted “frozen” fish sticks. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Archive: The Fish

 Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the library? She wanted to reach the “high-level” education. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Library Whisper

 Why did the blonde throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see “time fly.” Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Watch

 How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Flashlight Ear