2020 Vintage: Blinding Lights

Why was the weekend so long? Because The Weeknd’s song stayed at #1 for so long that we forgot what other music sounded like.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowm...read more »

Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »

Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »

Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »

Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »

In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid02/16/2010 12:54Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Napster_Leech07/08/1999 19:29Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/30/2005 17:15It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink09/30/1996 08:13I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Shagadelic_9712/20/2005 09:11This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Smosh_Old_School01/17/2007 07:53Back when the internet was simple and funny.