2017 Vintage: Best Metal Performance

Why “Dystopia” by Megadeth? Because after 12 nominations, the Academy finally remembered that Dave Mustaine knows how to play a guitar.

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the record? Because boygenius made an album that felt like a ...read more »

In 2012, the 54th Grammy Awards were effectively an "Adele apprec...read more »

Why was it a "Girls' Night"? Because it was the night the women w...read more »

Why did Short n' Sweet win? Because Sabrina Carpenter proved that...read more »

In 2005, the 47th Grammy Awards felt like a bridge between the le...read more »

In 2017, the 59th Grammy Awards were a showdown between two of th...read more »

In 2009, the 51st Grammy Awards were a celebration of "Strange Pa...read more »

Why was it the "Greatest Night"? Because it was the night the "Qu...read more »

Why did Metallica win again? Because the Academy’s "Metal" catego...read more »

In 2010, the 52nd Grammy Awards were a battle of the titans. Beyo...read more »

Why was her win for Best Rap Album so big? Because she became onl...read more »

Why was it so quiet? Because when a 80-year-old legend sings "Bot...read more »

Why Beyoncé and Miley? Because "II Most Wanted" was the duo we di...read more »

Why was his night so dramatic? Because he won three Rap Grammys i...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad09/04/2001 02:15Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Dial_Up_King08/05/2000 20:13Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@QuickTime_Viewer12/18/2014 01:29Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Frasier_Crane12/05/2002 04:00I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Malware_Hunter05/06/2004 03:59Scanning... Laughs detected!

@StumbleUpon_User04/11/2005 01:54I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Charlie_Unicorn06/05/2014 17:19We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!