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2018 Vintage: Avengers

Infinity War: Why was the 2018 gift exchange so disappointing? Because Thanos snapped his fingers and half of the presents turned into dust before anyone could even read the tags.

Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Longlegs
 Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
 Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
 Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
 Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »
38 Christmas Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Christmas was a mix of superhero hype and the birth of r...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
 Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

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2024 Archive: Wicked (The Movie)
 Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition
In 2001, Christmas was a portal to other worlds. We spent our hol...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
 Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color12/28/2000 20:18Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@BBS_Sysop06/20/2014 10:59Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Hanson_Fan_9707/06/2015 16:54Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Coffee_Addict05/25/2013 14:59404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/11/2004 05:47Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Netscape_Now_B05/21/2008 00:10I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@PopUp_Blocker_X07/31/1998 21:06I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Clans_Leader_9911/22/1997 19:22Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Maplestory_Kid10/12/2004 20:36@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Facepalm_Master07/11/2005 15:12I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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