2011 Classic: The U.S. Debt Ceiling Crisis
Why did the U.S. almost go bankrupt in August? Because Congress decided to play a game of “Chicken” with the global economy, proving that the… Read More »2011 Classic: The U.S. Debt Ceiling Crisis
2011 Classic: The Melancholia Fan
They don’t change the bulb; they just sit and wait for a rogue planet to hit the house. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2011 Classic: The Melancholia Fan
2010 Classic: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked. Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Scared Computer
2009 Archive: The Star Trek (2009) Reboot
Why was the 4th so “logical”? Because Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto made space travel cool again, and every Dad was doing the Vulcan salute… Read More »2009 Archive: The Star Trek (2009) Reboot
2009 Archive: The LinkedIn “Skill Endorsements”
Why did the salesman have 50 endorsements for “Eating”? Because his coworkers were “trolling” his professional profile. Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009… Read More »2009 Archive: The LinkedIn “Skill Endorsements”
2009 Legacy: The Best Original Score
Why did A.R. Rahman win? Because he’s the only man who can make the whole world hum the same tune for an entire year. Part… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Best Original Score
2009 Archive: The Julian Casablancas “Phrazes for the Young”
Why the 80s synths? For The Strokes frontman going solo to explore his love for neon lights and drum machines. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2009 Archive: The Julian Casablancas “Phrazes for the Young”
2009 Archive: The Bank Stress Tests
Why were they called “Stress Tests”? Because “Telling Wall Street to Calm Down” wasn’t scientific enough for the Treasury. Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The Bank Stress Tests
2008 Archive: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
“I chime in with a ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of… closing the goddamn circuit?!’” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
2007 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan? Because the only thing worse than one Lohan giving a bad performance is two of them doing it at… Read More »2007 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple