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1996 Classic: The Keanu Mention

 Why Keanu Reeves for Chain Reaction? For proving that he can run away from explosions with the exact same expression he uses to eat a sandwich.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Hercules_Xena01/25/1995 11:17By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan01/29/2008 16:25Smooth joke, very smooth.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/28/1998 11:15Silently laughing in the snow.
@Talladega_N_R06/08/2002 20:19If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Slow_Clap_Guy05/26/2000 14:28...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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