2023 Archive: The Debt Ceiling “X-Date”
Why was it called that? Because in 2023, “X” marked the spot where the U.S. economy was supposed to explode, but instead, we just got… Read More »2023 Archive: The Debt Ceiling “X-Date”
2022 Archive: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
The math teacher catching five students instantly because their fingers were rapidly swiping up, down, left, and right on their touchscreens to combine numbered tiles.… Read More »2022 Archive: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
2020 Archive: The Zoom Silence
Why did the history teacher spend ten minutes talking to a completely silent screen? Because she forgot she was on mute, and thirty different middle… Read More »2020 Archive: The Zoom Silence
2020 Vintage: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by the fridge again. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Verzuz Battle
Two bulbs. They stand in separate sockets and see who can stay lit the longest while thousands watch on Instagram Live. Part of the 56… Read More »2020 Archive: The Verzuz Battle
2019 Vintage: The Little Women “I’m so lonely”
Why Saoirse Ronan? For proving that Jo March is a 21st-century icon trapped in the 19th century, mostly just wanting to write books and be… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Little Women “I’m so lonely”
2019 Legacy: Joker (Joaquin Phoenix)
Why was everyone dancing on stairs in 2019? Because Joaquin Phoenix proved that a society that treats you like trash is the perfect excuse for… Read More »2019 Legacy: Joker (Joaquin Phoenix)
2018 Classic: The “Baby Shark” Curse
Why was the office daycare so loud? “Doo doo doo doo doo doo…” (The song is now stuck in the CEO’s head forever). Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Baby Shark” Curse
2018 Vintage: The Lady Gaga (A Star Is Born) Fan
“I’m off the deep end, watch as I dive in… to the spare bulb drawer.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Lady Gaga (A Star Is Born) Fan
2017 Legacy: The Pitch Perfect 3
They’re still singing. I’m still suffering. Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified