I’m “swinging” by the fridge again.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Oops, I laughed again!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Problem? No, just laughs!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.