1999 Archive: The Fight Club Bruises
Why did Brad Pitt and Edward Norton stop talking? Because the first rule of 1999 was “You do not talk about Fight Club,” and the… Read More »1999 Archive: The Fight Club Bruises
1999 Classic: The Echo
I’m a mountain. I’m just repeating myself. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The CD
Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music. Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998… Read More »1998 Classic: The CD
1998 Legacy: The “Just Shoot Me” Dark Horse
Why David Spade? For playing the same character he always plays, but this time with a vest. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Legacy: The “Just Shoot Me” Dark Horse
1997 Classic: The E-Ticket Mystery
Why was the lady crying at check-in? The airline told her she had an “E-ticket,” and she spent two hours looking for the “E” slot… Read More »1997 Classic: The E-Ticket Mystery
1997 Legacy: The Minivan (Part 2)
She says the new minivan is too spacious. She prefers us to be “cramped enough to hear her sighing.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Minivan (Part 2)
1996 Classic: The Keanu Mention
Why Keanu Reeves for Chain Reaction? For proving that he can run away from explosions with the exact same expression he uses to eat a… Read More »1996 Classic: The Keanu Mention
1995 Legacy: The Weekend
We planned a relaxing weekend. We spent it at Sears looking at washing machines. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Weekend