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1997 Classic: The E-Ticket Mystery

 Why was the lady crying at check-in? The airline told her she had an “E-ticket,” and she spent two hours looking for the “E” slot on her computer to find it.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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