2020 Archive: The Verzuz Battle

Two bulbs. They stand in separate sockets and see who can stay lit the longest while thousands watch on Instagram Live.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

In 2021, we emerged from the great indoors into a world of "new n...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

@ModemWarrior01/30/2014 05:49I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@WebSurfer_X09/17/1995 11:02Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Buffy_Fan9706/24/2009 03:33Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Zip_Drive_Owner09/04/2014 18:36Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/18/2004 10:47They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Campus_King03/31/1995 02:32The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Flash_Intro_Hater03/29/1996 07:17Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!