Why did the U.S. almost go bankrupt in August? Because Congress decided to play a game of “Chicken” with the global economy, proving that the only thing more dangerous than a deficit is a politician with a point to prove.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
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Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
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Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.