2010 Vintage: The Bottle Opener
“The last manual thing in a digital world.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a new post. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Mimosa
“The only way to survive a 2009 Sunday.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The MP3
I’m “streaming” through the tears of my bank account. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Archive: The MP3
2008 Archive: The Javier Bardem Haircut
Why did he win Best Supporting Actor? Because anyone brave enough to walk around with a 1970s pageboy bob while murdering people deserves a 13-pound… Read More »2008 Archive: The Javier Bardem Haircut
2008 Legacy: The “So What” Pink
She’s a rockstar, she’s got her rock moves, and she doesn’t need you. 2008 is the year of the empowered breakup. Part of the 81… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “So What” Pink
2007 Vintage: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out that buttons are over. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The “Surge” Debate
Why did General Petraeus spend so much time in front of Congress? To explain that the “Surge” was working, while the Senators spent their time… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Surge” Debate
2006 Vintage: The 2006 Exit
“Why was 2006 so repetitive?” “Because everyone was just quoting Borat and waiting for their Facebook Wall to update.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The 2006 Exit
2006 Vintage: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the blogger? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who felt the need to “live-tweet” the deliberation. Part of the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Jury Selection