I’m “streaming” through the tears of my bank account.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
But you have heard of this joke!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Waddle on over and read this!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.