A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2015 Classic: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘dad hat’ and a ‘thrasher’ hoodie. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline… Read More »2015 Archive: The 2015 Legend
Why was the giant stepping on the houses? Because Disney brought the Broadway musical to the big screen, and everyone was “careful what they wished… Read More »2014 Legacy: Into the Woods
I’m “feeling” a bit foggy on how sync works. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Cloud
I’m “coating” my criticism in hashtags. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
Why Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Brühl? For making Formula 1 look like a life-or-death gladiatorial match where the only thing louder than the engines was… Read More »2013 Archive: The Rush Ear-drums
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “pave-ment” issues. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World”… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Scared Road
Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Why did the lawyer sue the $8 cold brew? He claimed the ice was “filling up billable volume.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Coffee Price
I’m “brewing” a new post. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
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