Why did General Petraeus spend so much time in front of Congress? To explain that the “Surge” was working, while the Senators spent their time trying to figure out how to spell “Petraeus.”
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Bloody brilliant, mate!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!