2001 Classic: The GPS Update
“I got a GPS that talks in the voice of a French maid.” “Does it help with directions?” “No, but I’ve never been so happy… Read More »2001 Classic: The GPS Update
2001 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben knocking all day! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Ben
2001 Classic: The Scared Owl
Why did the owl stay home from the party? He didn’t give a “hoot.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier… Read More »2001 Classic: The Scared Owl
2000 Classic: The “Wassup” Commercials
Why was everyone sticking their tongues out? Because Budweiser created a catchphrase that stayed in our vocabularies about six months longer than it should have.… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Wassup” Commercials
2000 Classic: Unbreakable
Why was the guy in the green poncho so depressed? Because Bruce Willis realized he was a superhero, but he still had to deal with… Read More »2000 Classic: Unbreakable
1998 Archive: The Truman Show Paranoia
I’ve started looking for hidden cameras in my bathroom mirror. Thanks, Jim Carrey. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Archive: The Truman Show Paranoia
1998 Archive: The New Car Scent
We bought a new car. I told her we can’t eat in it. Five minutes later, she’s eating a taco over the dashboard. Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: The New Car Scent
1998 Archive: The Windows 98
It’s supposed to be faster. It still takes longer to start up than it does for me to regret my life choices. Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Windows 98
1998 Classic: The Monica Lewinsky Blue Dress
Why did a piece of clothing change history? Because it was the first time “dry cleaning” became a matter of national security. Part of the… Read More »1998 Classic: The Monica Lewinsky Blue Dress
1996 Archive: The Home Improvement Slide
Why was Tim Allen ignored? Because the Academy felt that “More Power!” wasn’t a valid acting technique. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Home Improvement Slide