2007 Legacy: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera? No, it was “Ain’t No Other Man”—because she proved that she can out-sing everyone while sounding like a 1940s jazz… Read More »2007 Legacy: Best Female Pop Vocal
2006 Legacy: The Bear
I can’t “bear” to wait for the next console. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: Hurricane Katrina
Why was the government’s response like a dial-up connection? Because by the time it finally “connected,” the whole house was already underwater. Part of the… Read More »2005 Classic: Hurricane Katrina
2004 Classic: The Kelsey Grammer Record
Why was he nominated for the last time as Frasier? Because after 20 years of playing the same psychiatrist, Kelsey started ordering sherry in his… Read More »2004 Classic: The Kelsey Grammer Record
2004 Archive: The Specialist
I went to a “Handheld Specialist.” He didn’t check my pulse; he just fixed the screen on my BlackBerry. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2004 Archive: The Specialist
2003 Vintage: The Valerie Plame Leak
Why was a spy’s name in the paper? Because in 2003, “Classified Information” was treated like a hot gossip column in the Washington Post. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Valerie Plame Leak
2002 Vintage: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies. Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Scared Spider
2001 Legacy: The Ben
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben knocking all day! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Ben
2001 Classic: The Scared Owl
Why did the owl stay home from the party? He didn’t give a “hoot.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier… Read More »2001 Classic: The Scared Owl
2001 Vintage: The Paper Maps
Why was the dad screaming? Because he was still using a paper map that, when unfolded, was the size of a bedsheet and blocked the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Paper Maps