Why was the government’s response like a dial-up connection? Because by the time it finally “connected,” the whole house was already underwater.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!