2006 Legacy: The Bear

I can’t “bear” to wait for the next console.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@SpaceJam_Fan09/25/2007 04:16Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Y2K_Ready02/28/2012 21:39If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Shrek_Donkey01/26/2005 06:32And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Dorm_Room_Hero03/12/2006 06:45My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Snatch_Mickey07/27/2014 21:58Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Offspring_Guy03/28/2008 22:01The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Space_Jam_Lola08/24/2009 23:01Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Dodgeball_Pat08/22/2012 00:47If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@True_Story_Neil11/22/2010 21:05True story! I was there!