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2000 Classic: Unbreakable

Why was the guy in the green poncho so depressed? Because Bruce Willis realized he was a superhero, but he still had to deal with Samuel L. Jackson’s glass bones.

Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/28/2001 23:25Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@The_Real_Morpheus11/08/2001 01:43What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Discman_Skipper11/08/2014 09:12Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Dumb_And_Dumber12/13/1997 22:59So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Student_Life_0108/19/1997 09:30Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Startup_Kid08/07/2015 13:04Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Inkjet_Printers04/29/2009 01:24Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/27/2006 11:59Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Prodigy_User_X02/26/2007 02:38Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Tagged_Network08/02/2010 12:07You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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