2011 Vintage: Gaga’s Egg
Why did Lady Gaga arrive in a giant egg? Because she was “birthing” a new era, and apparently, the Staples Center doesn’t have a maternity… Read More »2011 Vintage: Gaga’s Egg
2010 Vintage: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that your insurance doesn’t cover ‘White Fillings’ anymore.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Dentist 2
2010 Legacy: The Alice in Wonderland CGI
Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. Tim Burton has officially used up all the colors in the digital spectrum. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Alice in Wonderland CGI
2010 Legacy: The Kesha
“Tik Tok, on the clock, but the party don’t stop.” The bartender says, “The party stops at 2 AM. Law’s the law.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Kesha
2009 Classic: The Tequila
A guy takes a shot and thinks he’s in The Hangover. Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The “Boom Boom Pow” Bass
Why did the patio furniture vibrate? Because will.i.am was living in “3008” and his beats were so futuristic they were actually moving the plastic lawn… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Boom Boom Pow” Bass
2009 Archive: The Avatar 3D Dizziness
Going to the cinema to see the biggest film of the year and complaining for three hours that the plastic glasses make you feel like… Read More »2009 Archive: The Avatar 3D Dizziness
2008 Archive: The Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin Double
Why did they both win? For proving that the “boss-employee” relationship is only funny if it involves mutual insults and extremely expensive alcohol. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin Double
2008 Classic: The “That One” Debate Moment
Why did McCain call Obama “That One”? Because after 20 months of campaigning, “Barack” was just too many syllables to deal with. Part of the… Read More »2008 Classic: The “That One” Debate Moment
2008 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Classic: The Hatch