2013 Vintage: The Netflix Binge-Watching
Why was the intern so tired? Because 2013 was the year “Binge-watching” became a professional sport, and he just finished all of House of Cards. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Netflix Binge-Watching
Why was the intern so tired? Because 2013 was the year “Binge-watching” became a professional sport, and he just finished all of House of Cards. Part… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Netflix Binge-Watching
Why was the businessman clicking his keyboard? Because Microsoft released the Surface and he wanted everyone to hear that “Click” of productivity. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Surface Tablet
Why did the blonde leave her laptop on the porch? She wanted to use “Dropbox.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Dropbox
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2012 Classic: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
The world didn’t end, the Avengers won, and we’ve all got Gangnam Style in our hearts. Surely 2013 will be a quiet, normal year. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 Optimism
Why was Ryan Seacrest covered in white powder? Because Sacha Baron Cohen decided that the best way to promote The Dictator was to spill the… Read More »2012 Classic: Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ashes
Why was everyone annoyed? Because now we could see exactly who was “Liking” what in real-time, and it was too much information. Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Facebook “Ticker”
It’s over. I’m feeling “Sirius”-ly depressed that there are no more movies. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Harry Potter (Deathly Hallows Pt. 2)
Why did Lady Gaga arrive in a giant egg? Because she was “birthing” a new era, and apparently, the Staples Center doesn’t have a maternity… Read More »2011 Vintage: Gaga’s Egg
Why did he win Best Supporting Actor? Because he’s the only man who can lose half his body weight and still look like he could… Read More »2011 Classic: The Christian Bale “Fighter” Win
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