2020 Classic: Adult Jokes Archive (1995–2025)
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2020 Legacy: The “You’re on Mute” Award
Why did the employee get a trophy? For the most consecutive minutes spent talking to a silent screen. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “You’re on Mute” Award
2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984 Mall
High-waisted pants, fanny packs, and a golden eagle suit. 2020 ended with a lot of neon. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great… Read More »2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984 Mall
2019 Legacy: The “Vibe Check”
Why did the manager hit the desk with a ruler? He said he was performing a “Vibe Check” on the sales department. Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Vibe Check”
2019 Classic: The Mueller Report
Why was April so “redacted”? Because after two years of waiting, the public got a 448-page book where all the best parts were covered in… Read More »2019 Classic: The Mueller Report
2019 Legacy: The “Ran Ransom” Lil Tecca
Why was the 4th so “Fast-paced”? Because 2019 was the year of the 16-year-old rappers taking over the charts from their bedrooms. Part of the… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Ran Ransom” Lil Tecca
2018 Classic: The MRE “Pizza” (Batch 2)
Why was it still the top trade? Because in 2018, having a piece of “Tactical Pepperoni” was the ultimate status symbol in a foxhole. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The MRE “Pizza” (Batch 2)
2018 Classic: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the lobby with bad jokes. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Fortnite
I’m building a house out of puns in Tilted Towers. It’s a “structural” masterpiece, but I’m still “default”-ing on my social life. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite
2018 Vintage: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund
The youth group launching an online fundraising campaign for their summer retreat, leaving the church elders staring in absolute shock at a digital screen showing… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Crowdfunding Camp Fund