Why was April so “redacted”? Because after two years of waiting, the public got a 448-page book where all the best parts were covered in black ink, making it the world’s most frustrating “Choose Your Own Adventure” novel.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Gen Alpha" Slang
Why are politicians saying "Skibidi"? To prove that they are "Riz...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Cowboy Carter" Impact
Why did Beyoncé go country? To prove that she can conquer any gen...read more »
2023 Classic: The COP-28 Paradox
A climate summit in Dubai led by an oil company CEO—that's like a...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, the world tried to get back to "normal," but normal had ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Indian Moon Landing
Why did India win the race to the lunar south pole? Because they ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Brain-Chip" Lobbying
Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sen...read more »
2024 Classic: The Death of Alexei Navalny
Why was the world so somber in February? To remind us that the "P...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition
In 2000, politics felt like a computer that actually survived Y2K...read more »
2025 Archive: The Twitter (X) Final Form
Why did Elon Musk buy the rest of the alphabet in 2025? So that e...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "Cancel Culture" Amnesty
Why did governments grant amnesty for posts from 2010-2020? Becau...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
Why did 200 artists sign a letter? To prove that a robot can't wr...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
Why did JD Vance regret his old interview? Because he realized th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
One billion... laughs!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
True story! I was there!