Why was the laser hallway so terrifying? Because the Red Queen told us we were all going to die, and Milla Jovovich was the only one who could kick a zombie dog in the face.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?