Why was it still the top trade? Because in 2018, having a piece of “Tactical Pepperoni” was the ultimate status symbol in a foxhole.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the "Red Button"...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
More capacity for humor on this site!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Heh heh heh. Good one.