2025 Vintage: The “Mood” Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected that the argument about the “Great Robot Strike of 2025” was getting too… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Mood” Lighting
2025 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-nine consecutive years of school spelling bees. Part of… Read More »2025 Archive: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2025 Archive: The Save
I’m “keeping” my human core. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Fan
One (Jack Black), but the bulb has to be perfectly cubical and crafted from glowstone. Part of the 60 Light Bulb Jokes: 2025 – The… Read More »2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Fan
2024 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? I’m still Ken-ough! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2024 Classic: The Ken
2022 Archive: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick… Read More »2022 Archive: The Police
2021 Legacy: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality Check
Why was the drone strike in Kabul a tragedy? Because it proved that “High-Tech Intelligence” is only as good as the guy looking at the… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Over-the-Horizon” Reality Check
2021 Archive: The Peloton Hack
I told her the bike is judging me. She said, “No, that’s just the reflection of me in the screen.” Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »2021 Archive: The Peloton Hack
2020 Archive: The Streaming Takeover
Why were movie stars wearing pajamas? Because the “Red Carpet” was replaced by a Zoom call from a living room, and the biggest “Box Office”… Read More »2020 Archive: The Streaming Takeover
2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984 Mall
High-waisted pants, fanny packs, and a golden eagle suit. 2020 ended with a lot of neon. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great… Read More »2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984 Mall