Why was the 4th so “Fast-paced”? Because 2019 was the year of the 16-year-old rappers taking over the charts from their bedrooms.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!