It’s over. I’m feeling “Sirius”-ly depressed that there are no more movies.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
I am crying... with laughter!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
The future is laughing at us.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.